Thinket Quantum-Ripple Generator

Wouldn't you like to have a device which can generate quantum ripples, guaranteed to alter your path in space-time? Well, you're in luck! The Thinket Quantum-Ripple Generator "sends out wave after wave of pure quantum-ripples" that do just that! Now, the manufacturer can't tell you exactly how it works (that's proprietary information, of course), but they do ensure that anyone who uses their device "will have a different future than they would have had, had they not chosen to use it."

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